Top 10 Things You Don't Want To Hear On A First Date
- Because he’s cold blooded, my iguana likes to sleep with me.
- Let ‘s see: duct tape, handcuffs, syringe. OK, I’m ready.
- So, how many time have you remarried the same person?
- My last lover wore earplugs in bed.
- I think goat’s blood is the perfect aphrodisiac, don’t you?
- My therapist agreed that your classified ad describes just what I need at this stagein my treatment.
- Are you allergic to penicillin?
- You’ll never guess where I got pierced last week. Wanna see?
- Don’t worry. I put extra creme on my rash just for you.
- Exactly what do you mean by “unusually large”?
Top 10 Things It’s Not OK to Do While Making Love
- Stop breathing, suspend your pulse, lower your body temperature, & become totally unresponsive
- insist hot tar is a legitimate prop.
- shout out your parents’ name during orgasm.
- ispire stigmata in your partner
- channel Rasputin or Catherine the Great
- lose bowel control
- cry uncontrollably
- speak in tongues and/or handle snakes
- vomit under any circumstances
- use wimpering and whining as pillow talk.
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